Indeed, some jokes are positively encouraged at Barnet.
Take the recent leadership contest. Without doubt they were just fooling around in staging a leadership contest where some young upstart nearly takes the crown from such an established councillor. We were never really going to believe that of course - but it shows that humour is alive and well at Barnet. And what about the deep irony implicit in the massive pay
So now, in tribute to Barnet Council's comedy genius, and in line with the new policy of the outlawing of mother-in-law jokes, I'd like to present to you a selection of Brian Coleman jokes that I
LAST week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an airbag. I said: “No thanks. I already have a Brian Coleman.”
WHAT’S the difference between Brian Coleman and a vulture?
The vulture waits until you’re dead before it eats your heart out.
I TOOK Brian Coleman to Madame Tussaud’s chamber of horrors and one of the attendants said: “Keep her moving sir, we’re stocktaking.”
DID you hear about the man who threw Brian Coleman into the lion’s den at the zoo?
He’s being sued by the RSPCA for cruelty to animals.
WHY did Brian Coleman cross the road?
I don’t know, but it was an ugly sight.
WHAT are the two worst things about Brian Coleman?
I HAVEN’T spoken to Brian Coleman for 18 months ? I don’t like to interrupt him.
I ALWAYS know when it’s Brian Coleman knocking at the door ? the mice throw themselves in the traps.
Brian Coleman and I were happy for 20 years.
Then we met